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Wizard Jokes!

AuthorMessage
Survivor
Jan 18, 2011
43
Post all your w101 jokes here :D

Heres mine, what did the storm wizard say when he started a battle?

"Lets get Kraken!"

Use your imagination!

Defender
Dec 31, 2011
122
Joke: What is the only element that you can use the expression 'Hot Head' on?

Answer: Fire


Defender
Jul 11, 2011
113
i got one!

what do you call the spell rebirth?

bartelby!

Hero
Jul 30, 2012
771
Wizard A - Knock knock.

Wizard B - Who's there?

Wizard A - Police.
Wizard B - Police who?

Wizard A - Police stop using up my feints with your wand spells!

Defender
Jul 11, 2011
113
RottenHeart on Oct 28, 2012 wrote:
Wizard A - Knock knock.

Wizard B - Who's there?

Wizard A - Police.
Wizard B - Police who?

Wizard A - Police stop using up my feints with your wand spells!
Me: knock knock!
Friend: who's there?
Me: kraken!
Friend: kraken who?
Me: let's get kraken!
Friend: lol

Mastermind
May 13, 2011
381
what do you call a person blasting ambr0s cereal, frosty drakes cereal and stuff?

a 'cereal' killer

why was malistaire called malistaire?

he stared at other peoples malice

Survivor
Jan 29, 2012
37
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stormy.
Stormy who?
Stormy wand, dude!
Don't get it.
(Sigh) I meant you have a storm wand and it's purple.

Delver
Nov 22, 2008
267
Q: Why did the ice wizard melt?
A: He had a "hot head"!

Q: Why was the ice wizard sad?
A: He always looked blue!

Q: Where dose a storm wizard always keep his head?
A: In the clouds!

Q: Whats a fire wizard's favorite song?
A: Firework!

Hero
Jun 08, 2009
793
Why was the Theurgist so popular?

He was the Life of the party!

What's the world of jails?

Cell-estia!

Delver
Nov 22, 2008
267
Q:Why dose no one date an ice wizard?
A: Because he gives everyone the cold shoulder.

Q: How many rumors can a wizard spread?
A: Depends on the school.

Q: Why are storm wizards amazing runners?
A: Because they have wind at their heels.

Me: Knock-Knock
Friend: Who's there?
Me: One pirate
Friend: One pirate who?
Me: Ugh you always get it wrong its not who its "arr".

A life wizard walks into a bar, then leaves. Next an ice wizard walks into a bar, quickly followed by a death wizard. The life wizard walks in. She says "Guys! I thought we had a deal!"

Explorer
Jul 23, 2012
80
Knock knock
who's there?
interupting gobbler
interupting gob- GOBBLER

Why did the wizard cross the road?
He didnt he got stuck in battle half way through

Why was the wizard fizzling?
He caught the fizzles.

Delver
Feb 28, 2012
232
Which enemies are the most similar to turkeys? Gobblers!

Delver
Nov 22, 2008
267
Me: So a death wizard walked into a bar.....
Lydia Greyrose: Stop!
Me: But I'm telling the truth!

Q: Whats the difference between a Cyclops's personality and a snakes?
A: There isn't one.

Delver
Feb 28, 2012
232
What's the same between Monopoly and Wizard101? Water Works!

Geographer
Nov 26, 2011
860
Me: Knock, knock!
Person: Who's there?

Me: Raindeer.
Person: Raindeer who?
Me: Morgathe got run over by a raindeer, this Christmas Eve!

Hero
Jul 30, 2012
771
Why was the wizard a complete failure?

He wasn't playing with a full deck!

(joke idea borrowed from superluther on another thread)

Hero
Jul 30, 2012
771
Q. Why doesn't Santa bring presents to creatures in Celestia?

A. He doesn't have the time to visit everybody 8 more times.