Q:Why dose no one date an ice wizard? A: Because he gives everyone the cold shoulder.
Q: How many rumors can a wizard spread? A: Depends on the school.
Q: Why are storm wizards amazing runners? A: Because they have wind at their heels.
Me: Knock-Knock Friend: Who's there? Me: One pirate Friend: One pirate who? Me: Ugh you always get it wrong its not who its "arr".
A life wizard walks into a bar, then leaves. Next an ice wizard walks into a bar, quickly followed by a death wizard. The life wizard walks in. She says "Guys! I thought we had a deal!"