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Why is a cow the life teacher?

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Explorer
Nov 15, 2008
70
HIVE20 wrote:
The life teacher is a cow because

COWS ARE AWESOME

They stand around all day, do nothing, act stupid, and wait to be eaten! How awesome is THAT?

DAD! Is moolinda wu ready? Im starved!

Defender
Oct 05, 2010
185
Thechaosmagician wrote:
dont be rude talking about professor Moolinda like that
she is one of the nicest ( Sylvia Drake in second)
teachers in the game ( Cyrus in last, ( no offense to the myth students))
she is also one of the best life teachers raven wood has had since Sylvia


you got to cut cyrus some slack. i feel bad for him , when you finish ds, you relize that he is just trying to save his brother from going bad, and hopes that he would finnally let go of silvya ( malistaires dead wife ) and be happy. i want to give him a box of chocolates sometimes to help him feel better.

Survivor
May 19, 2009
33
Thechaosmagician wrote:
dont be rude talking about professor Moolinda like that
she is one of the nicest ( Sylvia Drake in second)
teachers in the game ( Cyrus in last, ( no offense to the myth students))
she is also one of the best life teachers raven wood has had since Sylvia

But Cyrus is my favorite teacher!!! he told me to go die once! i laughed and laughed and laughed til i almost really did die! and lots LOTS more stuff!

The catty wizard~nya

Mastermind
Oct 11, 2009
327
She's a cow because she's from MooShu, the world of Samoorai cows. You can obviously tell, because the name of the workd is MooShu. And the male cows are Samoorai.

Hero
Jan 24, 2010
705
willwolf64 wrote:
She's a cow because she's from MooShu, the world of Samoorai cows. You can obviously tell, because the name of the workd is MooShu. And the male cows are Samoorai.


And her name is MOOlinda.

MOOey punny!

Iridian S., GrandMOOster Theurgist

Survivor
Dec 07, 2009
22
Merekid wrote:
The cows are from Mooshu. I nice place where they can meditate and have peace.... until the Jade Oni shows up!

The point is the cows are calm... good for life teachers.

The other teachers (no offence) are a bit more... offected by daily stress.


soo true, like mrs flamelea trust me im a pyro

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