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Jobs for minions in real life

AuthorMessage
Squire
Apr 11, 2010
575
Let's play:

Think of any in game minion that can be summoned by a player. What job do you think would fit them best in real life?

When I think of the storm minion, I think it would fit well as an engine for a car or some other automobile.
Explorer
Jul 31, 2009
52
Illuminator
May 22, 2009
1310
The fire elemental could be a furnace.

The ice elemental i could see as a refrigerator.

Troll: I can't think of a use for this one only because it looks too much like someone I work with.

Minotaur: shock absorber on my car.

Cyclops: a bulldozer

Hannah Lifebringer Level 60 Life
Explorer
Apr 27, 2009
71
fire elemental, burn everyone i dont like
John Starflame lvl 43 pyromancer
Defender
Oct 24, 2009
194
ok first wondoo you have issues see a therapist second:

Cyclpoes: dudes who work with hammers

Ninja Pigs: either sushi cutters or bacon(i'm against eating pork, ham, or bacon)

Medusea(yes i'm doing spells too): stauce maker and emey getter rider

Dryaid: heavy bolder mover(from the spell)

water element: car wash

Vampier: blood docter(hunted exmation point)

Humongafrog: Grabie despoical

the dancing goat man: entertainer.

and Piglet(pet): the Buger King(btw help me think of a silly name for a wiz101 bk)
Astrologist
Aug 13, 2009
1087
alexmf2 wrote:
No. Just no.


Why? I don't see any reason not to, for heaven's sakes!
Astrologist
Aug 13, 2009
1087
jayrose5555 wrote:
ok first wondoo you have issues see a therapist second:

Cyclpoes: dudes who work with hammers

Ninja Pigs: either sushi cutters or bacon(i'm against eating pork, ham, or bacon)

Medusea(yes i'm doing spells too): stauce maker and emey getter rider

Dryaid: heavy bolder mover(from the spell)

water element: car wash

Vampier: blood docter(hunted exmation point)

Humongafrog: Grabie despoical

the dancing goat man: entertainer.

and Piglet(pet): the Buger King(btw help me think of a silly name for a wiz101 bk)


You really shouldn't say if you don't eat those meats or not on these forums.
Defender
Feb 22, 2009
123
OK, I am going to do not only minions, but also as many spells as I can.
Minions:
Water Elemental: Since the water in it swirls, it could just stand around a power plant for hydroelectricity.
Fire Elemental: Furnace
Ice Elemental: Air conditioning
Life minion: Nurse
Death minion: Summoning zombies! ( sorry, couldn't resist)
puppet: Training dummy
Cyclops: Blacksmith
Minotaur: Executioner or something
Mander minion: Helper/advisor
I know that I left out troll.
Spells:
Thunder Snake: Jump start cars
Lightning Bats: Bug zappers
Triton: Getting electricity
Storm Lord: Avoiding draughts
Leviathan: BERMUDA TRIANGLE :D