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Wizard101 Jokes and Puns

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Astrologist
Feb 28, 2014
1004
Patrick Ravenbane on Nov 5, 2016 wrote:
I'm not sure how good I am with jokes but here is goes.

What did Dworgyn say to Rattlebones? "I have a bone to pick with you"
What did the Wraith say to the Clockwork Golem? " time's up, pal"
What did Jabberwock say to his minions? "I like mine fried"
What does Cyrus Drake and Babba Yaga have in common? "A do not disturb sign"
What is Halston Balestrom's favorite game? "twister"
What is Dalia Felmea's Favorite Candy? "fireballs"
I have another one;
Why did Rattlebones visit a barbecue after he got defeated? "he was looking for Spare ribs"

Astrologist
Feb 28, 2014
1004
Fable Finder on Sep 14, 2016 wrote:
What do leprechauns like to call blades? Lucky charms!
LOL, nice one!

Astrologist
Feb 28, 2014
1004
Professor Falmea on Sep 22, 2016 wrote:
These are great! Here's my attempt at some...

What is my favorite soda? ...Dr. PEPPER!
What color did I get on my manicure? ...HOT pink!
What is my favorite way to descend a tall building? ...the FIRE escape!

::grin::
good ones Professor Falmea! I don't know if this is before your time but remember the Dr Pepper commercial?; " I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, would you like to be a Pepper too"

Survivor
Nov 08, 2008
6
A myth wizard, balance wizard and fire wizard were taking a ride on a marylebone hot air balloon. The conductor noticed the balloon was overweight and asked the 3 wizards to throw overboard things that there was too much of.

The myth wizard threw some minions out, the fire wizard threw some matches and lighters out then the balance wizard threw out the fire wizard

Defender
Apr 14, 2014
114
Scene: Kembaalung Village
Friend: Where are we?
Me: The Himoolayas

A+ Student
Jan 18, 2010
1833
Hero
Nov 22, 2015
769
silversilver12 on Nov 13, 2016 wrote:
A myth wizard, balance wizard and fire wizard were taking a ride on a marylebone hot air balloon. The conductor noticed the balloon was overweight and asked the 3 wizards to throw overboard things that there was too much of.

The myth wizard threw some minions out, the fire wizard threw some matches and lighters out then the balance wizard threw out the fire wizard
I guess the fire wizard got...

...fired.

Survivor
Jun 08, 2012
21
Heres mine:

Gamma: knock knock

Ambrose: whose there?

Gamma: Who

Ambrose: Who Who?

Gamma: NOO! Your not a owl!

Delver
May 12, 2012
224
Haha! I had to go back and charm like all of these!

Here's one:

What is Cyrus Drake's favorite drink? Unsweet tea! (because he often has a unsweet attitude ;))
Watching this topic!

~Allison D

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