Take one epic Rescue Rover with may cast unicorn, spell proof, adds critical, and adds health. Hatch with one epic Satyr, which has pip o'plenty, life accuracy, and may cast sprite. Receive a rank 61 Satyr with only one common trait slot, and every other slot uncommon, rare, or epic. Train new pet, buying 2 mega snack packs along the way, to ancient. Watch in disbelief as your new Satyr gets pip o'plenty, life resist, and a selfish talent. Not. One. Heal. Zip. Nothing. Cry a little as you place new Satyr pet in your house, and reequip your Rescue Rover.
