a wizard walks out of the dye shop all sad holding a regular dandilion another wizard askes why she is upset. the sad wiz then replies " the shop owner wouldnt let me dye my dandilion pink to save crowns"
ya ya i know its lame watcha gonna do about it it was the the best i could come up with that was wizard101 related ( i have made up the following, knock nock, whose there, cia, cia wh... (gets slapped), we will ask the questions here)
There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was fine except that people, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad." :D :D :D :D :D
Its good they don't let mounts into the schools, otherwise some of the teachers might have been gone by now......
So the gobbler is walking down the street, and he sees a sign saying "All You Can Eat Buffet!" Five minutes later, the buiding wasn't there any more.
A wizard was in Collosus Boulevard and he was beating all the bosses to get to the Gobbler King. Once he gained access to the castle, he entered the castle, all by himself, and got into the battle with the King. Before the King could cast his first spell, the battle ended and the wizard won. How was the possible? The Gobbler King fell down when he was casting his spell. (If you remember, all the bosses tilt when there casting spells and look like their gonna fall over.....)
Q. What is the first thing Krokopatra does in the morning?
A. She goes to her table and smushes all the makeup she has onto her face.