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Krokotopia is the Bessst!

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Astrologist
Aug 13, 2009
1088
chessfreak123 wrote:
mman17 wrote:
chessfreak123 wrote:
magechan1 wrote:
Sammgreen wrote:
FlipFredFredBurger wrote:

We mandersss love Wizardssss! And not just for lunch!

You EAT US FOR LUNCH?!?! Man i used to feel bad defeating you



*Mander tries to eat me*

Mander: You look yummy :D Now come here!

Me: Oh you want to eat me?

Mander: Ya

Me: Oh well then... Take THIS!

*casts orthrus*

Mander:...good doggy

*Orthrus eats mander*

Me: Tehe who eats who now?
Heh heh That was quite funny.


if you think that is funny, i will add an add-on:

(army of manders come)

(yelled)manders: we want to eat lunch!

me: oh so more manders eh?

manders: time to eat! (charges)

me: (casts storm lord)

manders: uh oh...

storm lord: (zaps manders)

me: (summons 100 orthruses)

me: lunch time!


May I add something?

Orthuses: Yum. Yum.

Kroks come along.

Krok Captain: Hey! What happened to all of our slaves? :x

Me: uh...

Kroks: Look! Orthuses! And a Storm Lord! Destroy them!!! :x

Army of kroks destroy orthuses and Storm Lord.

Kroks: We are awesome, evil, and smart people!!!

Me: You are not people.

Kroks: We do not listen to you, mortal!

Me: You're mortal, too. :-)

Krok Captain: Prove it.

Me: Okay!

Summons a big sandstorm.

Kroks: Ahhh! No more! :x

Krok Captain: I'm not dead! Too bad for you mortal!!!!

Me: You should change it from "awesome, evil, and smart" to "wimpy, mortal, and absent-minded."

Waves wand threatningly

Kroks run away in fright.

Me: Yay! I win! I'm going to go celebrate by having a mander and krok pie!!
O. O a Sandstorm kills, when a Storm Lord and Orthrus get destroyed? WOW!


Hey, excuse me for backing my school! Well now, I'll change it to Hydra or Spectral Blast or Something. I was 6 levels weaker when I wrote that!


I was joking, XD.

Astrologist
Aug 13, 2009
1088
Hmm, I'll make my own comic.

Me: I've finally made it to Krokotopia!

Horde of Manders: Oooh! A wizard!

Me: Aww, cute little wittle Manders!

Manders: Oooh! Look! Food!

Me: Harmless little creatures....

Narrarator:"Suddenly, the Manders sprout claws and fangs.

Me: Uh-oh.

Manders: Fooooood!

Me: Hmm, what was it Professor Wethersfield told me about Manders? Oh yes....

Narrarator: Suddenly, he grabs his wand and points it at the Manders.

Me: Abracadadoodle! Wait, no, Abracadabra! Wait, no, Alakazam!

Narrarator: Suddenly, the Manders turn into huge, monstrous Kroks, the beastiest of their kind.

Kroks: GRRRRR!

Me: Uh-oh.

Kroks: Get em', boys!

Me: Hmm...

Narrarator: The Kroks snarl and growl.

Me: Stupefy!

Kroks: This ain't Harry Potter!

Me: Uh-oh.

Kroks: ATTACK!

Me: STUPEFY!

Narrarator: A large wave of red energy blasts at the Krok squad. They return to their Mander form, and cower in fear.

Manders: Ahhhh!

Me: Hehehehe.....

Manders: All hail the Wizard King!

Me: Phew, watching those Harry Potter movies saved my hide.

Narrarator: The Manders bow down to me.

Me: Oh, I can get used to this.

Mander 1: Shall I get you a drink, master? Oooh!

Me: Sure.

Mander 2: Shall I give you a massage, your majesty? Oooh!

Narrarator: The next one, a mustached Italian-immigrant, comes out. He speaks in an Italian accent.

Mander 3: Shall I play you a song, Maestro? Oooh!

Me: Wait, I know who you are! You're a Lounge Lizard!

Mander 3: That's right. And I'm not just a Lounge Lizard, I am (in a suddenly evil voice) Malistaire!

Me: AHHHHHH!!!! ATTACK! ATTACK!

Narrarator: All the Mander servants are busy.

Me: Stupefy-Stupefy-oh, sigh, I gave my wand to that one lizard. Aww...

Malistaire: Mwahahahahaha! Those 'oohing' Manders were foolish enough to think I was one of their kin! Now I shall take the Krokinomicon, and destroy the Spiral!

Me: Well, that's not so pleasant, is it now?

Malistaire: Stop ruining it. I trained to sound like that.

Me: Ah, well...

Malistaire: Now, alas, I shall take my leave of this wretched place---

Me: You said the same thing in Wizard City.

Malistaire: Oh, well. I've got a lot of work-----WHAT'S THAT!!!!???

Me: Attack, my Mander Gladiators! Attack!

Manders: Yes, sir!

Narrarator: Malistaire suddenly disappears...

Me: Where's Merle when I need him?

Narrarator: A note flies into my pocket. It says, 'On vacation to THE OASIS.'

Me: To the Oasis!

Manders: Can we have lunch first?

Me: Sure, I'm starved.

Narrarator: The Manders grab their steak knives and surround me.

Me: Uh-oh!

Astrologist
Aug 13, 2009
1088
MikeStrath wrote:
Hey FlipFred....

You need a lot of spice and/or sauce, otherwise the taste is chicken :)


Lol.

Astrologist
Aug 13, 2009
1088
Astrologist
Aug 13, 2009
1088
Explorer
May 21, 2011
72
Sammgreen wrote:
lexi3223 wrote:
Anyway, We FREED you fome somewhat :D don't eat us in return! (but anyway we would appreciate like 120 gold, so we could get a new robe or something like that. ;-) )


Life wiz: tastes like leaves and tree BARK! BARK!
Balance wiz: tastes like sand and chihuahuas
Ice wiz: tastes like an ice werven that never took a bath

Tinu Bhak Mal: goes to wizard resturaut


yes, balance wizards DEFINETLEY taste like sand and chiuahaus!!!

Survivor
Jul 07, 2010
5
Explorer
Oct 16, 2009
73
no, dont eat me! i taste really bad, and i have, like, a TON of homework to do, so, um....HELP!

krolotopia is the bessst, if the manders didn't eat wizards D:

Survivor
Jun 08, 2009
24
chloso wrote:
Tinu Bhakmal wrote:
We mandersss love Wizardssss! And not just for lunch!
I'm Tinu Bhak'mal, and I'm the firssst beautiful mander face you sssee when you arrive in Krokotopia. I'll do my besst to guide you through your adventuresss in this world.

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Yessss!


What?
Oh yea... I remember.

*Mander goes to Wizard Diner*

Mander: Can I have a Life wiz salad and a Myth wiz sandwich? Oh and can I have a Death Wiz soda?

Mander waiter: You sure can! :D
meanwhile, in the krocosphinx....

Me: Bye bye, Mr. krok dude!

Myth and Death wizards: Yea! Bye bye!

Mander (grabs us): Yea...BYE BYE!

Me: Where are we going?

Mander: Nowhere.

Me: Everywhere's somewhere...

Mander: Oh yea...

Me: Oh well... SUMMON SERAPH!

Myth wiz: SUMMON MINOTAUR!

Death wiz: SUMMON VAMPIRE!

Mander (freeing us): aww...you win. :(

Death wiz, myth wiz and I: Who will eat us now?

Other Mander: Ooh, pick me! Me me me me me me me me me me!

Me (whispering): Oh no...

From,
Courtney life, level 24, Adept theugist


I will add on.

(Myth and Death wiz run away)

Me: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Mander: Try to dodge THIS! (Throws a spear)

(Spear hits me harmlessly)

Voice out of nowhere: Congratulations! You where made Immortal.

Me: Uh..................................................................................what?

Mander: You are now...................................................................................ta-da! The life goddess!

Me: I am now the what now?

Manders: All hail Courtney Life!

Mander 1: Shall I get you a drink, O goddess?

Me: Sure. :)

Mander 2: Shall I hire a army and choir, O goddess?

Me: Sure! :D

Mander 3 (a female): Shall I do some magic, O goddess? (Sneers)

Me: 8) Sure........................................................................Uh, what?

Mander: OK (traps me in a electric net)

________________________________________________________________________________________

Sry I left you hanging like that. I think sooner or later I will make a thread in the dorms, for these comics. I will continue there. I promise. :D

From,
Courtney Life, lvl 29, Adept Therugust

Survivor
Mar 06, 2009
3
Please don't eat me mander!!!
Krokotopia is my favorite world out of all the others!

Explorer
Oct 04, 2009
54
I must agree for all wizards level 15-30 krokotopia can offer you any number of things, sure wizard city is cool but almost half of it is simply a safe hu where you can learn magic and shop. Sure you need good equitment but wheres the fun in shopping, although wizard city does have secrets of its own, all you advanced wizards especially those of the death school know what I mean. I don't want KI to be angry so i will only say this why is there a waterfall in the comons? But back to the subject, krokotopia is a perfect place for wizards who are just begining to expand there horizons whether you want a more controlled adventure in the main island the oasis ( I recomend this for players 15-20) or the mysterious magic of the two islands, the thomb of storms and the krokosphinx theres something for everybody. Now you might get frustrated when someone more advanced than you boards the krokoshinx barge or hops in the tomb of storms portal but don't worry, complete the main oasis storyline quests and you will unlock the mysterys of the 2 islands.

Explorer
May 09, 2011
92
Hey,

Well, that was a nice introduction! I do myself like Krokotopia, probably one of the Top 3 Worlds for me, and WHAT? You eat Wizards for lunch?! I better watch out now, hehe! Of course, I am just kidding! I love manders, and how they are so cute, I would never intend to hurt any of them (one of the reasons why I am so careful in getting into battles into Krokotopia, why hurt those cute little manders?) Anyways, thanks for the welcome Tinu Bhakmal! I certainly come back to Krokotopia every once in a while? :)

-Mason D -Level 42 Necromancer-

Hero
Jun 11, 2010
729
I thought if anybody was going to eat us it would be those darn Gobblers. NOT MANDERS!!!

Mastermind
Mar 16, 2010
346
Tinu Bhakmal wrote:
We mandersss love Wizardssss! And not just for lunch!
I'm Tinu Bhak'mal, and I'm the firssst beautiful mander face you sssee when you arrive in Krokotopia. I'll do my besst to guide you through your adventuresss in this world.

Each section of the message boards is intended for different discussions so make sure you post in the right area.
Ravenwood Commons is for general questions about Wizard101, such as how things work.
Halston's Lab is for technical questions about Wizard101, such as logging in, account questions, glitches and bugs.
The Dorms is for ideas about Wizard101, such as ideas for new pets, spells or anything else your imagination can conjure.
Crafting is for questions and answers about Crafting.
Pets is for questions and answers about the Pet Pavilion and raising and hatching your pets.
Player vs Player is for questions and answers about the Arena, and Player vs Player combat.
Wizard City is for questions about your adventures in Wizard City.
Grizzleheim is for questions about your adventures in Grizzleheim.
Krokotopia is for questions about your adventures in Krokotopia.
Marleybone is for questions about your adventures in Marleybone.
MooShu is for questions about your adventures in MooShu.
Dragonspyre is for questions about your adventures in Dragonspyre.

Remember to read the Code of Conduct before you post, which can be found here:
https://www.wizard101.com/game/community/codeofconduct

Yessss!
I melt you if you try eating me!

Mastermind
Sep 19, 2009
301
Mastermind
Nov 04, 2010
337
Tinu Bhakmal wrote:
We mandersss love Wizardssss! And not just for lunch!
I'm Tinu Bhak'mal, and I'm the firssst beautiful mander face you sssee when you arrive in Krokotopia. I'll do my besst to guide you through your adventuresss in this world.

Each section of the message boards is intended for different discussions so make sure you post in the right area.
Ravenwood Commons is for general questions about Wizard101, such as how things work.
Halston's Lab is for technical questions about Wizard101, such as logging in, account questions, glitches and bugs.
The Dorms is for ideas about Wizard101, such as ideas for new pets, spells or anything else your imagination can conjure.
Crafting is for questions and answers about Crafting.
Pets is for questions and answers about the Pet Pavilion and raising and hatching your pets.
Player vs Player is for questions and answers about the Arena, and Player vs Player combat.
Wizard City is for questions about your adventures in Wizard City.
Grizzleheim is for questions about your adventures in Grizzleheim.
Krokotopia is for questions about your adventures in Krokotopia.
Marleybone is for questions about your adventures in Marleybone.
MooShu is for questions about your adventures in MooShu.
Dragonspyre is for questions about your adventures in Dragonspyre.

Remember to read the Code of Conduct before you post, which can be found here:
https://www.wizard101.com/game/community/codeofconduct

Yessss!
Hey hey woah! If you try to eat me i will blast you to kingdom come!

Survivor
May 23, 2009
17
if us theurgists got eaten we would heal ourselfs not you. And i don't know if a tree chucking rocks at people and\or mander's stomaches would taste so good.

Survivor
May 23, 2009
17
cameron225 wrote:
Uhhhhh, I prefur not to be eatin btw diviners taste horrible :-(


you would have way too much salt on you already. (the floodlike spell(too much salt in the ocean already (it would also affect those you cast it on)))

Survivor
May 23, 2009
17
mman17 wrote:
Ya'd get eternal life if you ate me. I'm Life, :D


why would you tell them that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

now all the life wizards are gonna perish in the mander's foul gastric acid. the humanity!!!!!!

...
but seriously why would you tell them that? (not trying to be rude or mean here)

Survivor
May 23, 2009
17
curtisj2 wrote:
Myth wizards taste like the smell of a cyclops' armpit

PS:have you smelled a cyclops' armpit?


yes.it smells pleasant.conversation over.

Survivor
Jul 01, 2010
17
Oh, you EAT wizards? You don't wanna eat ice wizards or fire wizards, they can freeze and burn your insides... O.O

~Sohpia MoonCloud level 23 Thaumaturge
~Rebecca SunBlossom level 3 Pryomancer(working on)

Explorer
Jul 15, 2011
58
They eat wizards? If one tries to eat me, i will port to my home as fast as i can!

Defender
Feb 15, 2009
137
Tinu the mander isss very hungry, no? Oooooh, try eating the clockworksss, I hear they are very tasssty, and that's lessss we have to fight

Mastermind
Mar 28, 2009
328
Survivor
Jun 19, 2010
8
masteroffire2233 wrote:
I really like krokotopia its my favorite world but please don't eat me i come in peace.
it isnt my fav