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New spells!

AuthorMessage
Hero
Jun 11, 2010
729
Yay! New spells! Sadly the wiki has yet to be updated, so can someone tell me what the new Balance spells do? I want to know!

Squire
Mar 07, 2011
523
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.

Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.

Survivor
Dec 06, 2008
16
malt22 wrote:
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.

Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.


ummm.... Okaaay?

Survivor
Jun 13, 2009
4
malt22 wrote:
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.

Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.


hmmm....actually, I'd like to see that. Can we have a new "surreal" magic school that specializes in really silly, weird magic? :-)

Adherent
Feb 07, 2011
2923
malt22 wrote:
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.

Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.


Now, I'm hungry. Thanks a lot. :P

The REAL new spells (that I know of) are nowhere near as creative as Malt's answer, but I won't ruin them for you. ;)

El Veeb/Shadowsong
transcendent sorceress (76)

Survivor
May 13, 2011
36
venusleena wrote:
malt22 wrote:
Notice to sensitive people: Tongue held firmly in cheek.

Balance gets a new spell called "Grilled Onion Demise" It puts a BBQ under your opponent and grills them with onions, puts them on a bun, and delivers it to your pet, who immediately eats it, and then casts an umbrella over your head that shoots out pizzas, which kills everything immediately with scalding melted cheese, which may or may not actually happen.


hmmm....actually, I'd like to see that. Can we have a new "surreal" magic school that specializes in really silly, weird magic? :-)
Ya! i would love that "silly'' school! The first spell would be Grenade: a troll lumbers onto the screen and hurls silly string at the target dealing 75-135 damage for 1 pip but two mana. and the symbol would be a silly emoticon or :P.
PS: put this post in the dorms

Champion
Feb 03, 2012
406
The new spells for balance are mana burn and super nova

Mana burn: 5 pips 80 damage per pip opponent has and takes away 3 of those pips

Super nova: 2 pips 535 damage to whoever has a star aura spell on and then removes it