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AuthorMessage
Survivor
Jan 05, 2010
2
why did the cat burgler cross the road

to steal from the other side.

When is the only time you will see ninja pigs in the jade palalace

aftert the server is down cause jade oni just had a pary lol :D :D :D :D

Survivor
Jun 10, 2009
16
Q: There's a battle going on, and a wizard got killed. What did he say?

A: Ouch! My neck hurts ( because it spins until you get healed, flee, or your partner gets killed )! :P

Helpful tip: In a PvP, don't talk so your apponent won't see your school or information! :D

Let the Light be in your Heart, for the Storm is awaiting.....
Caitlin FairyBlossom







Survivor
Jul 06, 2009
1
My joke is

Why did the Fire Elamental fail the math test

Becus he wasint very bright

Master Sorcerer. James SilverBane


Survivor
Jan 30, 2009
1
Defender
Oct 05, 2010
185
a wizard walks out of the dye shop all sad holding a regular dandilion
another wizard askes why she is upset.
the sad wiz then replies " the shop owner wouldnt let me dye my dandilion pink to save crowns"

ya ya i know its lame watcha gonna do about it it was the the best i could come up with that was wizard101 related ( i have made up the following, knock nock, whose there, cia, cia wh... (gets slapped), we will ask the questions here)

Survivor
Dec 22, 2008
2
There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was fine except that people, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad."
:D :D :D :D :D

Delver
Aug 10, 2009
223
Knock, knock

Who's there

Proffesor Drake

Proffesor Drake who

Go away, I'm busy.



"The flame burns brightest when you believe."

-Alexander Dragontamer-
Level: 28 1st School: FIRE
2nd School: Balance

Survivor
Jun 08, 2009
34
Q:Why was the fire wizard hater by his brother at christmas ?
A:He cooked his goose

Defender
Apr 19, 2010
104
Q: Why couldn't the 11 year old skeleton pirate go to the movie?

A: It was rated "R"


Survivor
May 10, 2010
27
Ice wizards are mean and fire wizards steal all the girls. Why?

Answer: Because ice wizards are cold and fire wizards are hot.

( literal, but that's why i dont make ice guys but why i make fire guys lol )

Survivor
Sep 27, 2009
42
Question: What did the fire wizard sing to the fire teacher?
Answe: Burn Baby Burn!

lol thank you if you like it

Explorer
Oct 01, 2010
90
Delver
Dec 06, 2009
232
Shirley65338 wrote:
What does every Wizard keep from Moolinda Wu?

The fact that they ate a burger.

(Love you Professor Wu!)


Ok, kudos for that one lol

Astrologist
Aug 13, 2009
1087
Survivor
Oct 31, 2009
31
Why did the marleyboians likes mooshu people. answer; the marleyboians were their predators. ''teachers open the door'' but you must enter yourself.

Defender
Dec 08, 2010
101
why did the storm shark cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER TIDE! XD!

Defender
Dec 08, 2010
101
(proffeser cyrus drake) if i have 50 apples in one hand, and 70 apples in another, what do i have?
( myth student) really big hands sir!

knock knock!
who is there?
moo!
moo who?
not moo who! moo shu!

a magma man walks into a house, what does he say?
OUCH!


Squire
Jun 19, 2009
514
Defender
Dec 08, 2010
101
forgetno4 wrote:
Knock, knock

Who's there

Proffesor Drake

Proffesor Drake who

Go away, I'm busy.



"The flame burns brightest when you believe."

-Alexander Dragontamer-
Level: 28 1st School: FIRE
2nd School: Balance
lol best joke ever!

Survivor
Nov 28, 2010
27
Its good they don't let mounts into the schools, otherwise some of the teachers might have been gone by now......

So the gobbler is walking down the street, and he sees a sign saying "All You Can Eat Buffet!" Five minutes later, the buiding wasn't there any more.

A wizard was in Collosus Boulevard and he was beating all the bosses to get to the Gobbler King. Once he gained access to the castle, he entered the castle, all by himself, and got into the battle with the King. Before the King could cast his first spell, the battle ended and the wizard won. How was the possible? The Gobbler King fell down when he was casting his spell.
(If you remember, all the bosses tilt when there casting spells and look like their gonna fall over.....)

Q. What is the first thing Krokopatra does in the morning?

A. She goes to her table and smushes all the makeup she has onto her face.

Hope you liked my jokes!


Survivor
Jan 11, 2011
1
dounut789 wrote:
Seven wizards are talking.

Balance : Hey, Death, you have no guts!

Fire : Oh BURN!

Ice : That was cold, man.

Storm : Shocking you'ld say that.

Myth : That joke is BEAST!

Life : You wood.

Death : That's dark.
ha ha my i'm from the ice school and that is really cold

Survivor
Jun 17, 2009
43
Shirley65338 wrote:
What does every Wizard keep from Moolinda Wu?

The fact that they ate a burger.

(Love you Professor Wu!)

Ha! That is the best one on this thread!!!!!!!!!!!

Survivor
Jun 17, 2009
43
Survivor
Jun 17, 2009
43
trevorking85 wrote:
Ice wizards are mean and fire wizards steal all the girls. Why?

Answer: Because ice wizards are cold and fire wizards are hot.

( literal, but that's why i dont make ice guys but why i make fire guys lol )

True that 8)

Explorer
Oct 16, 2009
73
what was the fire wizards excuse for not having his homework

A: the heckhound ate it!