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AuthorMessage
Survivor
Jan 12, 2010
5
What did the SKeletal Pirate do after he was told a funny joke?

He CRACKED UP

Survivor
Dec 25, 2010
20
Do Skeletal Pirates have funny bones?
Yep, they just don't use 'em!

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
he didnt have the guts to do it!


:),seen that,said that,but its still lol

Jessica Drake
Novice Pyromancer 8)

Survivor
Jul 19, 2009
8
Q:Why did the helephant not dance at the dancing competetion?

A: Because he was too fat to do it!

Explorer
Dec 16, 2009
81
Q : Why did the Gobbler King leave his homeland?

A : He ate all of it..

John Thundercaster ~ Fire, Life, and Ice
Lvl 39

Defender
Feb 16, 2009
199
Seven wizards are talking.

Balance : Hey, Death, you have no guts!

Fire : Oh BURN!

Ice : That was cold, man.

Storm : Shocking you'ld say that.

Myth : That joke is BEAST!

Life : You wood.

Death : That's dark.

Mastermind
Oct 11, 2009
327
Q: What did one Frost Giant say to the other Frost Giant?

A: Ice to see you!

Survivor
Jan 11, 2009
17
What does Every Fire wizard when Professor Wu is around? "Why am i suddenly craving beef?" XD

Geographer
Feb 15, 2009
992
What did the life wizard say to the storm wizard? Why do you cast that spell over and over?
(Get it? The storm wizard keeps fizzling).

Explorer
Jan 04, 2011
73
alex321694 wrote:
Why did the wizard cross the road?

Because sidewalks don't go EVERYWHERE.


This and the "Helephant if I know" are the only truly good jokes here... Other ones sound forced.

Why isn't Lady Judgement made into a pet?

Because having a blind-folded woman following you around submissively is bad PR !!!

Explorer
Dec 02, 2009
66
what do you get when you mix a diviner, a pyromancer and a poultry farm?
Fried chicken all round!

Explorer
Feb 07, 2010
51
Q: What happens to ice wizards when they go to a very cold place?

A:They freeze up by the ice.

Survivor
Jul 28, 2008
10
Survivor
Mar 01, 2010
1
Survivor
Nov 13, 2008
48
Survivor
Dec 15, 2008
24
Godzilla8173 wrote:
Shirley65338 wrote:
What does every Wizard keep from Moolinda Wu?

The fact that they ate a burger.

(Love you Professor Wu!)
I get it it's because the patty is made of cow meat!


and never take a fire wizard to the life house he will just cook the burger

Survivor
Nov 13, 2008
48
What did the earthquake say to the Conjurer?

"Don't cast me today, I have a SPLITTING headache."

Explorer
Jan 08, 2011
52
DaMurph wrote:
What are Moolinda's favorite sneakers?
Mooshus
lol MooShoes or Moo Shoes or Mooshus. good one! :D

Explorer
Jan 08, 2011
52
Q: What do Wizards say instead of "what the heck!?!?"

A: What the HeckHound!?!?!

Survivor
Apr 22, 2010
41
Why did the Gobbler cross the road?

To get to the restraunt!

And the Hot Dog Stand,

And the Ice Cream Parlor...

And the Pizza Buffet...

Survivor
May 15, 2009
49
Q: What did the fire wizard say to the ninja pig?
A: Your MEAT.

So these Death and Life wizards are going out. The Death wizard says, " You give me everlasting life!".

Explorer
Dec 19, 2008
92
Why was The Judgement in pain.

She forgot to take her blind fold off and she ran into a wall

Merle Ambrose Is magical and sees everything, but what is one thing he has surely has never heard of?

Shaving Cream

What did the chicken keep saying when he saw the fire and storm wizards?

Get these guys away from me. get these guys away from me. Get these guys away from me. get these guys away from me

Why did Merle Ambrose cross the road?

headmasters can do what ever they want don't question his authority.

Where does a Centaur go if it needs to comb its tail?

A Retail Store

Why did the Helephant Cross the rode?

Dont ask me ask the helephant

_____________________________________________________
Headmaster Night ( Search Edward Night's School within a school, for why I wrote that name)

Survivor
Oct 23, 2010
14
Mastermind
Feb 16, 2009
328
Mastermind
Feb 16, 2009
328
What if Tinu Bahkmal was a vegetarian?

He'd be a Saladmander!

~

Why doesn't Lady Oriel belch?

It wouldn't be 'fairy' becoming of her!

~

What time is it when an Orthrus has a toothache?

Time to run!

~

What do Morganthe and a black widow have in common?

They're both weird, they're bot scary, and they both most likely ate their husbands.

Defender
Mar 27, 2010
121
Q: what did Meowairty say to the cat thug

A:Do anything but dont spill the milk

Q: why is death oni so ugly

A:He took all the uglyness from Grub in sunken city and from the dead gouls
Love W101
P.S. Death oni is really ugly