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Survivor
Jun 30, 2010
2
Survivor
May 25, 2009
2
If I knew I would be frozen all the time I would have been an ice wizard.

Survivor
Nov 08, 2010
8
Survivor
May 12, 2009
21
What did the Death Wizard say to the Life Wizard?

Answer: You are my weakness!

Why did the Gobbler King stop eating so much?

Answer: Because Ambrose put him on a strict diet.

What did the Fire Wizard stop dating the Ice Wizard?

Answer: Because whenever the Fire Wizard went to the Ice's house it would melt.


Survivor
Nov 08, 2009
23
What does every Wizard keep from Moolinda Wu?

The fact that they ate a burger.

(Love you Professor Wu!)

Survivor
May 24, 2010
6
A Storm Wizard and a Life Wizard were in a PVP.

The Storm Wizard told the Life Wizard, "I've got Leviathon, Zues, Tempest, and Triton and I'm gonna win!"

The Life Wizard told the Storm Wizard, "But I've got "Forest Lord and Rebirth and I'm gonna keep healing until you run out of spells!"

Survivor
May 30, 2009
6
ok

What did they sing on the ice wizards birthday?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

lolz

Survivor
Feb 17, 2010
2
Why did the FIRE tree turned red?

answer: because he would flame up (blush) for the ICE.


Survivor
Feb 17, 2010
2
neo95121 wrote:
Q:Why did the oni cross the road.
A:Helephant know.


lol xD!

Survivor
Jul 13, 2010
1
Survivor
Dec 24, 2008
4
Survivor
Sep 18, 2010
3
How many philosophers does it take to light a fire?

One! But they must first convince the wood that change is important in it's development....

Survivor
Jan 16, 2010
5
What does every fire wizard avoid telling Professor Falmea she is?

Answer: " Your cool!"

Survivor
Sep 13, 2009
35
An Ice wizard was PvPing a Fire wizard. The Ice wizard fell in love with the Fire wizard so the Ice wizard casted the spell Melt on the Fire wizard because he felt he would melt for the Fire wizard!

Q: What did the Death wizard say to the other Death wizard?
A: I would die for you!

Lol!

Survivor
Jan 11, 2010
1
Q: How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One Myth to conjure the Cyclops and another to hand it to the Cyclops.

:?

Survivor
Sep 26, 2008
2
Survivor
Dec 10, 2008
10
Survivor
Nov 21, 2008
1
why was the ninja pig scared of the storm wizard?

Because they dont wanna get fried up into bacon :D

Explorer
Feb 07, 2010
51
Q: Why didn't the skeletal pirate cross the road?

A:Because it didn't have the guts to do it.


Explorer
Feb 07, 2010
51
Shirley65338 wrote:
What does every Wizard keep from Moolinda Wu?

The fact that they ate a burger.

(Love you Professor Wu!)
I get it it's because the patty is made of cow meat!

Survivor
May 25, 2009
10
How to do make matches that dont burn out?

Cut the top branches off the fire tree!

Defender
Sep 11, 2010
154
Why did the wizard cross the road?

Because sidewalks don't go EVERYWHERE.

Survivor
Jul 09, 2009
16
Why Does the Helephant Stay off the Beach?

Because He Can't Keep his Trunks Up.

Survivor
Mar 26, 2010
1
A Fire Wizard asked an Ice Wizard, "Why are we no longer friends?"
The Ice Wizard replied, "Because you burned me!"