What if we just posted a bunch of puns or jokes here on this topic? I don't know xD... But I'm gonna go for it. Wizard 1: *Looks outside window* Wizard 2: *Breaks door* Wizard 1: o_o... Wizard 1: How did you break my door? I don't want to replace it... Wizard 2: Er... I'M MAGIC LOOK IT'S A EFREET LOOKING OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW Wizard 2: *Breaks window and jumps outside the window* *Sad violin plays* Wizard 1: *Turns* *Wizard 1 has a spider face with a single tear running down it* Wizard 1: WHY... JUST WHY... THAT DOOR HAD CHICKENS EGGS ON IT...
(Boom randomness totally makes sense, like totally)
(I'm just going to use random names for this) (I'm also gonna use something I saw from a skit, but I'm gonna mix it up xD) Violet: *Is swimming around during a party* *Bubbles are everywhere* Suri: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, VIOLET? Violet: I'M BEING A DOLL PIN, SURI... BECAUSE DOLL PINS ARE GREAT. Suri: o_O. Violet: *Yodels loudly and is suddenly teleported into Pirate101 and is staring at some random pirate dude* Violet: o_o... Suri: Violet..? Did your doll pin friends take you to Celestia? o_o Random pirate dude: ...Uh... *Sprints into a waterfall for no reason* Violet: Well... *Flys on a Nyan Bonnie Anne* Suri: *Is just left alone at the party* Well. *Awkward silence* (Back at Autumn's house at Ravenwood...) *Nyan Bonnie Anne flys through the roof* Autumn: O_O *Pretty much just stares at Violet and Bonnie Anne* Violet: Oh hey, Autumn... What's up? (o_o) Autumn: Oh, yeah, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE IS BROKEN Violet: rip Autumn: rip Suri: rip this party
(This totally makes sense - Okay, let's face it this makes no sense at all, I'm just saying that comes to my mind )
I'm not sure how good I am with jokes but here is goes.
What did Dworgyn say to Rattlebones? "I have a bone to pick with you" What did the Wraith say to the Clockwork Golem? " time's up, pal" What did Jabberwock say to his minions? "I like mine fried" What does Cyrus Drake and Babba Yaga have in common? "A do not disturb sign" What is Halston Balestrom's favorite game? "twister" What is Dalia Felmea's Favorite Candy? "fireballs"