Thirty six. That's how many times I have unsuccessfully hatched a cunning seal up with a scorpion. I have more scorpions that you can shake a stinging tail at, and enough cunning seal pups to start my own zoo. I know they're out there, these elusive superstitious scorpions; I've seen them scuttling about.
Has anyone any advice? Should I put one pet over another in the first hatching slot? Is there a ritual? Perhaps a song I should be belting out while I click the hatch button? Wear a hat? Mismatched socks? Close one eye? HELP ME.
Erin Oh Dear Lord Why Is This Taking So Long Dusk Weaver I Need A Nap
