I am a gardener in real life and never once have I watered and tended to my plants and gone to bed and awoke to find they were dead. Never once have I sprayed for bugs went in to use the rest room came back out and had the plants infested again. Never once have I watered a plant and looked away to tell my daughter something and looked back to find it bone dry. I realize this is a magical world full of wonderous things but seriously I have a beastmaster outfit. I wake up and log on with 88 energy. Let me give ya the rundown of plant care today so far over the last 7 hours since going to bed and waking up:
10:15pm- A buddy gifted me pet energy woohoo thanx bud! 88 pet energy -I spend this energy getting all my plants set up and taken care of. sunlight music whatever they need they are all up to speed no needs of any kind.
10:25pm- Log off go to bed goodnight my lovely garden see you bright and early!
5:30am- Wake up bright and early excitedly rushing to get my new harvest and level up woohoo!
5:40am- log in and teleport back to my plants
5:41am- stare in disbelief at what used to be a garden. Every plant is infested with pests every flytrap has a rank 5 garden imp every mushroom has flies every dandelion has fireflies. Every plant has 3 needs including sunlight magic music pollination and water. Every plant is wilting and shows a progress to death bar.
5:41-5:50am- top off my energy with a potion and go to work. Cast a flyswatter: 25 energy but it only covers half the garden Cast a deep freeze:15 energy pest control taken care of Cast brilliant beams x2: 30 energy Cast Downpour: 15 energy cast worker bee: 3 energy Total: 88 energy
And guess what? most of my plants still require magic and music and are probably going to die anyway.
Does it get better? Oh yes it does my friend: 6:00am- Go downstairs to wake kids up. 6:05 am- Sit back down in front of my plants 6:06am- Stare in disbelief once more as over half my plants are once again infested with stinkbugs and garden imps.
On the upside 3 of the plants have fairies circling them so at least the plant will get to watch a pretty thing as it dies.
