What is a wizard's favorite subject in school? A. Spelling
What do you call 2 wizards who live together? A. Broom-mates
Why did the wizard go to the hospital? A. He had a staff infection
Wizard #1: Why did you stop PvP'ing with my sister? Wizard #2: Well, would you play with someone who is mean, obnoxious, a sore loser, and rips up all the cards? Wizard #1: No, I wouldn't. Wizard #2: Yea, neither would she..
What do wizards stop for on the highway? A. Witch-hikers
Who did the Necromancer bring to the Prom? A. His ghoul-friend
Why did Sylvia marry Malistaire? A. It was love at first fright
Why did the evil wizard put poison in his teacher's Frosted Drakes? A. He's a cereal killer
How do you know when someone has been playing Wizard101 too much? A. When you try to use a drain spell on them, it says 'Warning target has no life'
Why did the wizard decapitate his opponent in PvP? A. To get a head of the competition
Why did the wizard have road-rage while on his broom? A. He flew off the handle
What is a Celestian's favorite hairstyle? A. The wavy look
Did you hear the one about Malistaire? He helped a little old lady cross the road -- half-way, then left her there.
How do you know when someone has been playing Wizard101 too much? A. When you try to use a drain spell on them, it says 'Warning target has no life' LOL! i liked that one best XD my best friend did too nice job with the jokes btw :)
What is a wizard's favorite subject in school? A. Spelling
What do you call 2 wizards who live together? A. Broom-mates
Why did the wizard go to the hospital? A. He had a staff infection
Wizard #1: Why did you stop PvP'ing with my sister? Wizard #2: Well, would you play with someone who is mean, obnoxious, a sore loser, and rips up all the cards? Wizard #1: No, I wouldn't. Wizard #2: Yea, neither would she..
What do wizards stop for on the highway? A. Witch-hikers
Who did the Necromancer bring to the Prom? A. His ghoul-friend
Why did Sylvia marry Malistaire? A. It was love at first fright
Why did the evil wizard put poison in his teacher's Frosted Drakes? A. He's a cereal killer
How do you know when someone has been playing Wizard101 too much? A. When you try to use a drain spell on them, it says 'Warning target has no life'
Why did the wizard decapitate his opponent in PvP? A. To get a head of the competition
Why did the wizard have road-rage while on his broom? A. He flew off the handle
What is a Celestian's favorite hairstyle? A. The wavy look
Did you hear the one about Malistaire? He helped a little old lady cross the road -- half-way, then left her there.
here is one what is jade oni's favorite pizza
pepperoni
lol get it hey OP is it ok if we post are own jokes?
Who can get Frostbite in Krokotopia? An Evil Snowman Why do no fire wizards have jobs? They all got fired What happened to the life wizard when they jumped off a cliff? Nothing they just came back to life Why was Moolinda Wu put in charge of gardening? For some reason death students had a problem with keeping the plants alive. Why does Merle Ambrose live so long? His name is after Ambrosia
Fire wizard: You think i'm pretty? Ice wizard: What? Fire wizard: Well, i've been called super hot lately. Ice Wizard: Actually i'm quite cold next to you. Fire wizard: What?
What happened to Luke Skywalker after Star Wars? He went to wizard city and somehow made many copies of himself. What did Jade Oni call Nick Jonas when they met? Nick Joni How does death own life? Life always leads to death
Fire Wizard: Hi Ice Wizard, need help with homework? Ice Wizard: No thanks. Fire Wizard: Sure? Ice Wizard: Positive. Fire Wizard: Why not? Ice Wizard: It's a joke book, thats why. Fire Wizard: Why cant I help you make up jokes? Ice Wizard: Last time we told jokes to each other, I burned you, I'm ice! Fire Wizard: Remember when you told jokes to Cyrus? Ice Wizard: No. Fire Wizard: You got schooled. Ice Wizard: That was you. Fire Wizard: Oh Fiddle Sticks! Ice Wizard: You mean fizzle sticks, fits you nicely. Fire Wizard: At least I dont fizzle as much as Storm Wizard. Storm Wizard: My gear gives 6 accuracy.
Fire Wizard: Hi Ice Wizard, need help with homework? Ice Wizard: No thanks. Fire Wizard: Sure? Ice Wizard: Positive. Fire Wizard: Why not? Ice Wizard: It's a joke book, thats why. Fire Wizard: Why cant I help you make up jokes? Ice Wizard: Last time we told jokes to each other, I burned you, I'm ice! Fire Wizard: Remember when you told jokes to Cyrus? Ice Wizard: No. Fire Wizard: You got schooled. Ice Wizard: That was you. Fire Wizard: Oh Fiddle Sticks! Ice Wizard: You mean fizzle sticks, fits you nicely. Fire Wizard: At least I dont fizzle as much as Storm Wizard. Storm Wizard: My gear gives 6 accuracy.
Rofl, poor Pyromancer xD.
Here are some of mine:
Q: Why do Ravenwood students always trip when they see Pigswick Students? A: Because their Equilibrium throws us off Balance :P.
Mom: It's storming out there. Please stay inside, Son. Son: Don't worry, the lightning only has a 33% chance of dealing 1000 damage!
Q: Whats a Diviner's favorite book? A: The Lightning Thief.
Q: What does the referee say at the start of a pvp match? A: Wizards, start your Spell Decks!
Q: What do you call a table with golden headgear on it? A: A Crowns Item!
-Jumps up and down- "I will use weakness." "I can wand it" "Ok, I cast infection!" "I have cleanse charm" "Grr. Ok I put up feint!" "I have cleanse ward" "Ugh, keep it up and I'll stun you." "I have stun block." "Agh!" >_<;
